13 things I learned from a cartoon

1. You can't kill SpongeBob.
2. Krabby patties are over priced.
3. A squirrel can only live under water if it has a waterproof air tight dome.
4. Jellyfish actually produce jelly.
5. When you grow older and more mature, you notice a lot of hidden meanings in children's cartoons that you wouldnt even think twice about as a child.
6. From seeing the difference in the cartoons my little brother wacthes from the cartoons I watched as a kid, I've learned to be scared of what our country as we know it is going to come to because of the contamination of our future adult's minds.
7. I've learned that most of the people who created most of the current cartoons, need mental help.
8. Cartoons are definitely an escape from the real world, because hardly anything in these shows are real.
9. Apparently fish can drive cars and act just as humans do.
10. I learned that I should've been born fifty years before my time because if I didnt know any better I'd think I was some old man judging by the way I sound talking about this.
11. I also learned that cartoons are somwhat similar to hypnotism.
12. I beleive cartoons can fry your brain just as easy as drugs can.
13. Last but not least, cartoons have tought me a very important lesson on how very different the mind becomes as it grows. When I was a kid, cartoons were the greatest thing in the world, and now they just make me sick.